Death to BOSTON!! & St. Valentine
February 15, 2007
While i should be studying for an accounting quiz tomorrow, i couldn’t help but take a moment to share this with everyone (catie & mom).
Apparently the Cartoon Network hired a guerilla (or non-guerilla, but just savy) marketing firm to help promote one of it’s staple shows, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, by putting up 20 lite-brites with the image of one of the show’s characters giving the finger.
While San Francisco was somehow able to cope with 20 lite-brites hanging around the city, Boston, America’s bastion to higher learning, FREAKED OUT! the suspicious looking objects caused traffic to come to a halt, stopped some subway lines, and even forced the Boston PD to close down access to parts of the Charles river. needless to say, Massachusetts own governator was not happy.
But their’s more!
Thank you to all of the salt of the earth Americans for standing fast in the face of great danger. idiots.
Oh, and a very unHappy Valentine’s Day. what a worthless holiday. oops, almost forgot how much i care about my significant other; better have a day to remind me to be romantic once a year. i honestly didn’t have a problem seeing happy couples at work tonight. i had a problem seeing all of them on Valentine’s Day and watching them stare longingly in to each others eyes while they held hands. it just seemed so fake because i rarely see people pay that much attention to one another. tomorrow they’ll roll out of bed and carry on like nothing happened. what a crock.
I for one have been celebrating this bore of a holiday by watching arsenal make hardwork out of beating an absolutely mediocre bolton side and by listening to Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart” on repeat.
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Caitie | February 15, 2007 at 5:06 pm
You are such a bitter angry man! Hope you are coping with the fact that the world is stupid and there’s nothing you can do to change it!!! Get over yourself and try to be just a little cheery sometimes.
Btw, I knew all about the Aqua Teen Hunger Force thing… so old news.
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matt | March 2, 2007 at 2:31 am
fucking morons in boston..
leave it up to one rookie fucking cop from south boston (irish scumbag neighborhoods) who has never seen cable TV in his life .. and a half blind townie from south boston to call in to said police officer that there is a sparkling, neon bomb hanging from a bridge.
then leave it to my editor to call me during class, then text when i dont pick up, and then email me because i havent responded.. saying i need to find one of these fucking things before the days out.
i found one. hey look, A FUCKING LITEBRIGHT.
apparently none of the thousand police officers, and millions of reporters never gave their kid, or received, a lite bright in the mid 90’s.
fucking boston.
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